do you ever have to backspace a reply because


our friendship level is not ready for that


Sei is probably my favorite character in DMMD


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If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.

If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.

And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.

Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.

And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.


went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !






My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.


【aph】まとめ by: 立葵

**permission to upload this was given by the artist**


ymir is even more of a virgin than jean and its way worse because she talks herself UP as a sex person like yeah ive touched a lot of girls on their penis’s and vagianas *tries to spit in a cool tough rugged way and dribbles drool down her chin* and when shes flirting with christa she says a lot of sexual innuendo and one day christa has had a REALLY rough time at work and her shitty dumpster girlfriend picks her up and listens to her vent and is like “you know, i can think of a few ways to blow off steam :) lol” and christas like “you know what. yeah. yeah!  let’s do it.  let’s fuck in this car. pull the car over and lets do it” and ymir swerves into oncoming traffic and is like “WHOAH, WHOAH, WHOAH, okay WHOAH, i mean YEAH i mean AUUUGHHH HAHAHHA uhh NO, NOT YET I UH, i gotta you know, FRESHEN UP or whatever, I have to uh, GO GET ALL my SEX SUPPLIES from my apartment” and christa regains her composure and is like “youre right. youre right! you’re right bad idea you can just drop me off i’ll see you later” and ymir is like YEAH ILL COME BY LATER, FOR SEX, WE’LL HAVE IT. and christas like , walking up the stairs to her apartment yelling back like “okay!” and ymirs like SEX.  WITH YOU. *pointing while she drives away*

she goes home and nervously eats a whole can of beans and takes a shower and tries to put on sexy lipstick and eyeliner but her makeup looks very Middle School Social and she goes to christas house and hcrista answers the door in sexy lingerie and ymir opens her mouth and a string of noises that are not words come out of her mouth and christa is like “oh for christ’s sake” and grabs her by the shirt and pulls her inside and goes to town on her. she climbs her like a tree


yeah its this little guy:



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The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie